Just came to know that my wife was the captain of her college's debate team and her team never ever lost. That explains everything!
My wife doesn't like Alexa because Alexa listens to what I say!
Wife: You want pasta or biryani for dinner? Husband: You make it first, we'll decide what it is later!
Google is for bachelors, we married men have our wives!
What is the food that causes depression and lack of interest to live?
Wedding Cake!
Wife on the phone: Honey, the car is getting hot, what should I do? Husband: Tell the car you have a headache!
Are you aware that once you are admitted into the ICU for COVID-19, your wife will be holding your phone for 14 days! It's not worth the risk. So wear your mask!
Wife: Darling, we should get married again on our 25th anniversary. Husband: Yeah, and this time let's choose our partners wisely!
An hour of daily exercise is a great way to reduce your blood pressure. An easier way is not to get married!
I was mugged by a thief last night on my way home. Pointing a knife at me he asked me "Your money or your life!" I told him I am married so I have no money and no life. We hugged and cried together. It was a beautiful moment!