My wife is so simple. I don't need to do much to make her happy. And I need to do even less to make her mad!
If you think that my posts are disappointing, you should check with my wife how I disappoint her in real life!
Dear men,
The first sign of your wife being in a bad mood is when she denies that she's in a bad mood. Please act accordingly!
Husband: What's your favorite thing about me?
Wife: How easily you can be controlled.
Husband: That's not true.
Wife: Yes it is.
Husband: Okay!
Happy wife, happy life.
Happy husband, suspicious wife!
The key to a long and happy marriage is buying yourself the most comfortable couch you can find. You'll be amazed by how many nights you'll be sleeping there!
According to women, men only have the following faults:
1. What they do
2. What they don't do
3. What they say
4. What they don't say
I assess my wife's mood by counting the number of selfies she posts on Instagram.
10 - She is in a good mood.
5 - Her mood is okay.
No selfies - My life is in danger!
Before marriage, my wife had trouble with neck pain.
After all these years into marriage, thanks to me, her neck muscles are in great shape as she shakes her head in disbelief whenever she sees me!
My wife is very patient with me as long as I do whatever she wants me to do immediately!
