Many little girls dream of their perfect wedding. If only they could see the nightmare that follows!
Every husband is a farmer by default. His survival solely depends on the 'agree'culture...
And 'agree'culture increases GDP (Gross Domestic Peace)!
Wife: Why can't you just say phrases correctly?
Husband: Well aren't you a ray of sunscreen?
My wife has decided to clean the house and announced that's she's getting rid of anything she doesn't need.
I think I'm gonna be homeless today!
I don't understand why my wife always accuses me that I don't help her with housework.
I distinctly remember kicking an ice cube under the fridge last week!
Her: At least, invite me out to dinner.
Him: I don't go out with married women, sorry.
Her: But I'm your wife.
Him: I make no exceptions!
Before dying, his wife held his hands in hers... and said, "We'll meet again in heaven."
Since then, he's been drinking, fighting, stealing, looting and plundering! Desperate to land in hell!
Pro Tip:
If you want your wife to be attentive to what you say, try talking in your sleep!
My wife is so kind that she forgives me for all her mistakes!
I'll never make fun of my wife for her weight.
I made a promise to her that I'll be with her through thick and thin!
