Marriage is just your spouse perpetually standing in front of the kitchen drawer or cabinet.... you need to open!
After all is said and done, more will be said by your wife about the other things that she wants to be done!
Not to brag but my wife calls my observations on marriage - my absurdvations!
Pro Tip:
Never ask your wife for a suggestion on:
Kahan Chalna Hai?
Kya Khana Hai?
If you are not looking for answers like, 'Kahin Bhi' and 'Kuch Bhi'!
Never go with your spouse for a walk...
Calories Burn Karna Hai Khoon Nahi!
My wife says I know just how to push all of her buttons.
Unfortunately, I still haven't been able to find her 'Mute Button'!
"OMG! Arranged Marriage? How can you marry someone without knowing?"
The Reply was "OMG! Love Marriage? How can you marry someone after knowing?"
After finishing dinner:
Husband (Romantically): What is in 'Dessert'?
Wife: Cactus!
86% of marriage is just spending time you should be doing stuff you were asked to do thinking of reasons why you didn't do it!
I salute all men who choose to be adventurous...
A few join the armed forces & fight for the nation, others get married & fight for their survival!
