If there is one side sharp, it's called a Knife.
And if all the sides are sharp, it's called a Wife!
Just because a person is silent, that doesn't mean he is not aware of fun and joy.
It's possible that he is been married for long time!
A prisoner managed to escape after 12 years in prison.
When he got home his wife looked at him and said, "Where the hell have you been? They said on the news that you escaped 8 hours ago!"
All married men say after many years of marriage:
"Our marriage is based on trust and understanding."
She doesn't trust me and I don't understand her!
If your wife complains that you have changed then explain her that;
Our body completely replaces all our cells every 7 years, so technically, the person you are married no longer exists.
Wife: You know, I hate you when you drink.
Husband: Darling, I hate you when I don't drink!
Dear Husband,
Thank you for never listening to me so I can always claim that I told you something!
Wife: I think...
Husband: ...Exactly!
Wife: But I haven't said anything yet.
Husband: Doesn't matter. You're right!
Staying single is stylish.
Divorce is in vogue.
Live-in is common.
Extra-marital is happening.
And here we are - Married!
Bloody totally outdated!
If you have too many women in your life, you are successful like Mr. Trump.
If you have no woman in your life, then also you are successful like Mr. Modi.
The real issue is for those who have 1 wife!
