After the exit polls, the opposition has rescheduled its meeting to select PM candidate from 24 May to May '24!
2014 Modi Wave
2019 Modi in Cave
What is the purpose of the Horse Trading?
To form a stable government.
And, that is why the PM's residence is on Race Course Road!
Economics of elections.
1. If Modi wins, buy mutual funds, good shares & govt bonds.
2. If Congress wins, buy land preferably agriculture land & take agriculture loans.
3. If 3rd front wins, sell everything, accumulate gold & wait for next elections within 1 year.
4. If there are chances of 2 elections within 2 years, better buy liquor stocks!
Want to convert friends into enemies?
Try discussing politics. If it fails, try religion!
Result of those who studied 10th is out.
Result of those who studied 12th is out.
Result of those who studied nothing will be out on 23rd May!
Blessed are the politicians, for they keep the comedians employed!
Please cast your vote!
And please don't caste your vote!
290 people were killed in Sri Lanka blasts. 290. Religions are the worst thing happened to humanity!
Me: Alexa please play Sajan Ji Ghar Aaye.
Alexa: Sorry! Aayenge Toh Modi Ji Hi!