My neighbourhood Doodhwala looks very happy today.
He thinks "Adulteration" has been legalised now!
Today is Dr. Manmohan Singh's birthday.
Let us observe two minutes of silence to celebrate!
Milind Soman: See bro...you have to stay healthy and fit all the time. You have to work out everyday, eat good, run marathons... then, people get attracted to you.
Anup Jalota: Kuchh Bhi!
I was taking out some money from my pocket and a ₹ 1 coin fell.
I said, "Ab Aur Kitna Girega?"
Coin rolls on the floor laughing and slips into a manhole!
A court in Bihar has ordered an FIR against makers of the film #Loveratri coz the title hurts religious sentiments.
Somehow, anything that has love in it hurts our sentiments. Hate is perfectly OK!
Society celebrating legalization of Homosexuality when it can't even accept intercaste marriage!
The Monk who sold his Ferrari knew about the petrol price hike!
Any guesses on this nail-biting, thrilling competition that who will hit a century first...
Diesel, Petrol, or The Rupee!
After Section 377 repeal:
Girl: Hi!
Boy: I have a boyfriend!
Breaking:
The Supreme Court decriminalises homosexuality.
Congratulatory messages flood Karan Johar!