Patient: Dr, I have a problem with my eyes. I see something coming from far but when I reach there it's nothing there.
Doctor: It's a new disease called.... "Achhe Din deficiency syndrome"!
New Rule applied by Banks for loan:
Passport Do, Loan Lo!
This week in News:
Modi Ji the Exam Warrior
Priya the Wink Varrier
PNB the Loan'ly Worrier!
Congress gave 5 Gandhis in 60 years, While BJP gave 4 Modis in 4 Years.
So BJP wins on Duckworth-Lewis basis!
I'm looking for a bank which can perform 2 things for me.
1. Give me loan
2. Then leave me alone!
All this PNB scam is fine, but the important question is - Is Nirav Modi's Aadhar Card linked to his bank?
Narendra Bhai is the only Modi who returns after flying abroad!
Bank Mein Paise Rakho Toh Nirav Modi Ka Darr.
Ghar Pe Paise Rakho Toh Narendra Modi Ka Darr!
Looking at the number of bank employees being exposed.
Banks need to focus first on KYE (Know Your Employees) instead of KYC (Know Your Customers)!
2016 - Udta Punjab
2018 - Udta Punjab National Bank