The big question:
Who'll get the patent of Hyderabadi Biryani!
I told my wife, I have 12 rupees... Let's go out for dinner tonight.
She printed a "Congress Symbol" on my face!
McDonald's to introduce 2 new burgers:
Rs. 12 McBabbar
Rs. 5 McRashid
We are Hatin'it...
By naming the royal baby as George Alexander Louis, Britain outshone USA by not naming it after a fruit, plant or direction!
Considering Queen Elizabeth's health, Prince Charles and Prince William will have to contend with Baby Prince's crowning as the heir to the throne!
After Salman-SRK patch-up and its media coverage, it's safe to arrive at the conclusion that the biggest problem of our country is solved...
Now only small problems like corruption, inflation, depreciating rupee and increasing population remain to be addressed!
Rs 5 to hear Narendra Modi's speech wasn't a bad deal at all, considering the nation is paying a huge price for Manmohan Singh's silence!
Finally, the first arrest in Bofors case. Cardiac Arrest of Quattrocci!
When one door closes another opens.
Perfect example:
Cheer leaders banned in 20-20. Dance bars to re-open in Maharashtra!
Employee to his boss, "Sir, when petrol prices increased, I remained quiet.
Dollar price increased during summer break, I kept mum.
Then it was the turn of vegetables prices, I still maintained my calmness.
But now, Dance Bars are reopening, I can't really remain silent. I need a salary hike!