Thank God, there are hardly any Elections in Pakistan. Otherwise before hanging, Kasab would have been sent back to Pakistan to cast his vote!
Nirbhay Missile fails to hit target:
The cruise missile Nirbhay would not have failed if it had been launched from Arnab Goswami's mouth.
IIPM launches Diploma in Online Content Blocking.
White House receptionist to the president Obama, "Sir, someone has been calling time and again but not speaking anything".
Obama: Wish him "Namaste"! He must be Manmohan Singh from India!
Let's all observe a 2 minute silence for those unpaid "Kingfisher Airlines" employees who were watching "Royal Challengers Bangalore" splurge money on players at the IPL auction!
Strange is the judicial system, which rejects an Army Chief's school certificate but admits and accepts a rapist's!
Who says there is no PEACE in Pakistan! Look at it from my viewpoint:
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There's no better PIECE in Pakistan than Hina Rabbani!
Nitin Gadkari to Rajnath Singh, "Congratulations, Rajnath ji! Please tell me if you need a driver. Mine is free these days".
Who said money cannot buy everything? Tiger Woods tried to win back his ex-wife with $200m deal and she said 'YES'!
What's the big deal with Barack Obama being sworn in twice! My wife swears at me all the time.