Gold medal for NASA in the 563 billion meters, for landing successfully on Mars.
LK Advani planning another Rath Yatra to amass support for his retirement.
What's common between the Indian Hockey team and our government.
They both are consistent non-performers.
Indian Army has given 1.2 billion of us VIJAY and a new "Vijay Diwas" in "Vijay Kumar"!
Power Grid Failure:
India is the first country to invent a time-machine. It was tested successfully for 2 days. The North Indians were the privileged ones to travel twice to "Dark Ages" and back.
Having a power cut in the office causes many problems - desktops, servers are down. But more importantly, the coffee machine isn't working!
Bangladeshi immigrants have threatened to immigrate to Bhutan if power cuts continue in India.
Why has the UPA government failed?
With no power, there's no responsibility.
Power Grid Failure:
Politicians are really good at "keeping us in the dark".
Failure to ELECT right representatives results in frequent ELECTricity failure!