Abu Jundal arrested. So even Ajmal Kasab has a partner but not Leander Paes!
Why blame the Pak President? Indian names are so confusing:
Arnab and Pranab
Sonia and Sania
Surjeet and Sarabjeet
The Pakistani govt. should hire an Indian 'Spelling Bee' who has won some Spellathon, so that they may not confuse between Sarabjit & Surjeet!
Have you heard this new Pakistan announcement on Sarabjit? No, it's Surjeet. Sorry guys, the Pak President has short-term memory loss!
Some 'experts' believe that the bad Vaastu of rupee symbol caused its fall.
All the Presidential candidates should be put into "Rashtrapati Bhavan" & "Bigg Boss" should be held over the month! May the best win to be the President of India!
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The PM and President can be decided on a reality show. I have a name too. Indian Idle.
Chetan Bhagat
Big Ben to be named "Elizabeth Tower" in honour of diamond jubilee of the accession of Queen Elizabeth II to the thrones of seven countries.
Quite a sex change.
Headlines:
42% of Indian children underweight, PM calls it "A National Shame".
What about the 50% children & 80% adults who are overweight/obese. Is that "A National Pride"?
Nitin Gadkaris's touching Baba Ramdev's feet is an example that people bend in politics!