"How many Mamata Banerjees does it take to screw in a lightbulb?"
"Two. One to screw in the lightbulb and the other to send you to jail."
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Mamata." "Mamata who?"
"Mamata Banerjee and I'm putting you in jail."
"Why did Mamata Banerjee cross the road?"
"To walk you to jail."
What is the similarity between a politician and a mosquito?
You can kill both of them with a newspaper.
Arnold Palmer Invitational: Tiger Woods is back from the Woods to the Fairways and Greens!
At the current rate, India shall run out of Gates to throw out corruption.
Today's Scam: Army Chief offered 14 Cr bribe;
Friday: Coalgate;
Thursday: Porngate;
That's almost a scam a day by scums, for every weekday.
Breaking News: "Army Chief Offered 14 Crore Bribe"
Politicians lobbying to become next Army Chief.
If Army Chief was serious about acting against corruption, he should have informed Rakhi Sawant instead of reporting it to AK Antony.
Army chief offered Rs. 14-Crore bribe? Wow! This should be on the hoardings that advertise army as a career.