Budget Update:
All those who want a net gain of Rs 60000 and above watch ZEE News and Republic
All those who want to see that there is an overall loss of 10-20000, watch India Today and Aaj Tak.
All those who want to see there is an overall loss of 50000, watch NDTV and ABP News
All those who are convinced it's not going to make a difference of more than Rs 30 to 40, watch Netflix!
According to news, Kingfisher and Jet Airways are demanding loan to restart their operation for one day... just to ban Kunal Kamra!
Meghan Markle - the only woman in the world who married a prince and then made him a frog!
What did one illegal immigrant say to an Indian Muslim in the hotel?
The bill is on me!
Earlier it uses to buy onions.
Now it's only bye onions!
#Onionprices
BJP wins the UK.
(Boris Johnson Party)!
CAB explained in a very simple terms:
Government wants Sunny Leone to be the citizen of India but not Mia Khalifa!
Indian justice system explained.
If the rapist is poor, kill him.
If rapist is influential, kill the victim!
Toothpaste Mein Namak Ho Gaya Purana,
Ab Kya Aapke Khaane Mein Pyaaz Hai?
#OnionPrices
The fall of Maharashtra govt. is simply because of gravity and Newton is responsible for it!