It's unfair to question Modi on Economy & GDP.
Did we ever question Dr. Manmohan Singh on how to make good tea?
Methods to measure Economic development in different countries:
America: Growth rate
Britain: Job creation
Germany: Per capita income
France: Inflation rate
India: Box Office collection
Due to the current Economic conditions, the light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off!
Millions of kids want to clean the Earth.
And millions of parents want them to start from their rooms!
Dear RBI,
Please declare a list of safe banks in India.
RBI: We ourselves are not safe!
A few lines on Dr. Manmohan Singh's birthday...
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Thank You!
BJP is likely to win American elections.
Prime Minister Modi fields Donald Trump for President!
How to make 1 crore in the stock market?
Start with 2 crores!
Supreme Court will observe holidays from 7th to 12th October on account of Dussehra (Lord Ram's win over Ravana) and 28th Oct to 2nd Nov on account of Diwali (return of Lord Ram to Ayodhya).
After these holidays, the court will resume hearing arguments on the existence of Lord Ram!
Pakistan has lodged another complaint with the UN:
India has illegally occupied the moon which belongs to them. It's been on their flag since 1947 and it could be sighted from Islamabad every evening!