As Diwali is approaching one thing which is bothering me is that if GST on dry-fruits is like this:
Walnuts - 12 %
Almonds - 12 %
Pistachios - 28 %
Cashews - 5 %
What'll be the GST if I buy a packet of mixed nuts?
Modi Ji Ne 200 Ka Note Rishtedaron Ko Dene Ke Liye Banaya Hai.
Kyon Ki 100 Ka Note Dete Hue Sharm Aati Thi Aur 500 Ka Note Dete Hue Maut!
Honey Preet Delhi Mein;
Dawood Dubai Mein;
Mallya London Mein;
Yeh 'VIKAS' Kahan Hai
Ajit to Robert: Robert, Bahut Din Se Mona Ko Nahi Dekha?
Robert: Sir, Woh Toh 'De-Mona-Tise' Ho Gayi!
While making payment of bill after dinner in a restaurant, it feels like my State Govt. & the Central Govt. both had a dinner with us!
Those were the days... when Smriti Irani was 23, and so was petrol!
Did you know that the new iPhone still doesn't have the automatic detonation feature of Samsung!
Apple launched the revolutionary face ID security feature.
Meanwhile 3 months later in Kanpur:
"Beta Aisa Munh Todenge Ki Zindagi Bhar Tumra iPhone Lock Hi Rahega!"
Situation: In a room, the light goes off and people open their mobile torch by their normal handsets.
The guy with an iPhone X, "Please somebody show light on my face so that I can unlock my phone!"
My heart and prayers go out to victims of natural disasters striking America...
Harvey, Irma and now Rahul Gandhi!