2000/- Rs.note are pink in colour. They are girly notes, won't look good in men's hands.
So all of you guys please handover the money to your wife and use blue colour 100 Rs. notes!
Today's breaking news from Mumbai dance bars.
The girls are throwing money on customers!
Whenever you're talking to someone who is really attractive, the odds of you doing something stupid are multiplied by 100!
The actual reason for currency change:
Mahatma Gandi had come into Modi's dream yesterday and said, "Modi Beta Bahut Din Se Maine DP Change Nahi Ki Hai"!
Boy: Mom Dopehar Aur Raat Ka Tiffin Pack Kar Ke De Do.
Mom: Kaha Ja Raha Hai?
Boy: Bank Ja Raha Hun Note Badalne!
What will be the first thing Trump will do as President?
Going to kick a black man out of his house!
With ₹1000 & ₹500 notes going out of circulation, kids in India are sad because now relatives will give them less money when they visit!
Abhi ₹1000 Ke Notes Se Petrol Bharaya, Aisa Lag Raha Hai Ki Maano Laash Thikane Laga Di Ho!
When Barack Obama was elected as the US President he was the First Black President.
This time it will be First Blank President!
Isliye Bola Tha Chai Wale Ko PM Mat Banao, 5, 10 Rs. Ke Note Ke Alawa Aur Kuch Samjh Nahi Aata Usko!
~ Rahul Gandhi