Pakistan requests Modi not to visit Pakistan.
The 1st visit is followed by an earthquake.
Robert and Sonia are only two persons in this country who are proud of their mothers-in-law!
Breaking News from Silicon Valley:
Google looses its patent on the driverless car to an Indian by the name of Salman Khan.
Breaking news:
Delhi govt. announces that anyone who can remember all the exemptions to the #OddEvenFormula will be exempted from it.
Pollution levels alarming, in Delhi... Breathing becomes difficult... Kejriwal suggests breathing with left nostril on odd days and right nostril on even days.
Kejriwal's next Krantikari reform, bath alternative days to save water:
Gent's: Monday, Wednesday, Friday
Ladies: Tuesday, Thursday, Saturday
Kids: Sunday only
#OddEvenFormula
Reporter: Sir, How do you propose to reduce the increasing incidents of rape in Delhi?
Kejriwal: Very simple, Bas Ek Din Sirf Purush Bahar Niklenge Aur Doosre Din Sirf Mahilayen!
#DelhiOddEvenLogic
Guy1: Bhai, Ladai Hogayi Hai, Gaadi Mein Ladke Bhar Ke Le Aa.
Guy2: Gaadi Ka Number Even Hai, Aaj Odd Day Hai, Maar Kha Le!
Matrimonial ads in Delhi soon:
Wanted fair, tall, cultured girl with odd number plate, Manglik boy with even plates.
Army Officer: I have not linked my account to Aadhaar. But I still got gas subsidy.
Bank Employee: That's not the gas subsidy. That's your 7th pay commission hike in your salary.