Height of Bhakti:
Modi was going from country to country to look for Rahul Gandhi!
Nehle Pe Dehla:
Modi: Kyon Bhai Kejri Free WiFi Kab Se Chalu Hoga?
Kejriwal: Bas Achhe Din Aate Hi!
The only scenario left in Salman Khan's "Hit and Run Case" is where the victim will come and say -
"Forget it... actually, I committed suicide!"
#OneDirectionSplit:
One Direction should now be called Two Directions!
Arvind Kejriwal probably resorted to horse trading because all he wanted was a stable government!
After beating UAE, oil prices were increased.
Thank God, Scotland is not in our pool.
Couldn't have handled increase in Scotch Whisky prices!
Hey Celina Jaitley... Nice budget by your father.
Regards
Alia Bhatt
Celina replies: Thanks Alia Bhatt! Had your grandfather(Arya Bhatt) not discovered zero,this budget would not have been possible!
Petrol and Diesel Price hiked by Rs 3.18 and 3.09 respectively.
It implies Modi ji's Naseeb/Luck is "Made in China"!
New trains after Railway Budget 2015:
Rajinikanth Express - Will stay where it is, while the stations keep coming to it.
Congress Express - Every bogey has a TT with years of experience, but the Driver of the Engine is on leave.
NaMo Express - Starts off at full speed but passengers (read RSS) keep pulling the chain every 5 minutes.
AAP Express - Always running full due to concessional ticket fare!
Good News : BJP in relationship with PDP.
Bad News : Will not talk about Article 370 as it reminds us of 3/70 in Delhi.