Party at Delhi tonight.
Drinks: AAPsolute Vodka
Dress Code: Mufler
Non Drinkers will get Cough Syrup.
WIN WIN for all parties in Delhi.
AAP: Achieved what they wanted- The Govt.
BJP: Achieved what they wanted- Congress Mukt Delhi
CONG: Achieved what they wanted- to keep BJP out of power
Breaking News: Congress announces outside support to AAP for Delhi Vidhan Sabha!
Breaking News: Heads begin to roll in the BJP. Modi is dropping
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his tailor!
Dilliwallahs are so ignorant. "Puran Bahumat" is 36/70 seats, not 70/70!
Changing Times:
Now all BJP MLAs can now fit in an Innova!
Delhi Elections:
Earlier Congress 8. By this trend, next time BJP will get 0 seats!
After scoring 49 in the first innings, AAP has been asked to follow-on. Good match!
BJP should begin preparations for Kiran Bedi's "Ghar Wapsi" and send her home!
As an Indian citizen it is our duty while following "Clean India" campaign, not to throw garbage in the Assembly.
Vote Sensibly!