Breaking News:
The temperature at more than 44 degree Celsius in North India beats the number of Congress MPs in Lok Sabha!
Weather News: Dust storms in Delhi!
Reason discovered:
Modi and his ministerial colleagues dusting off all the UPA files!
After the success of "Coffee with Karan", the TV Channels are planning to start:
Tea with Namo,
Horlicks with Raga
and
Cough Syrup with Arvind!
Advice by Modi to Kejriwal:
Never resign from the job till you get a new one!
Discussion in Tihar Jail:
Kejriwal: Most of my people did not get back their deposits.
Subroto Roy Sahara: Most of mine, too!
Both: LOL Bro!
The most humble person in this world is Manohar. He is a Director of 6 Companies but still drives Nitin Gadkari's car!
Rahul Gandhi needs to marry now. With a mother, you are always in the ruling party. Only a wife can teach you how to survive in the opposition!
AAP is so broke after losing record deposits in the elections,they can't afford 10,000 rupees to pay Kejriwal's bail!
2014 Indian General Election Results:
Now the parents would be in a dilemma whether to send their kids to a tea-vendor to make them Modi; or send them to an IIT to make them Kejriwal!
Just an Observation:
If you start from Nariman Point, Mumbai, you would have to travel upto Ludhiana to find a Congress MP!