Forget my career, my mom is worried about Rahul Gandhi's future!
Namo Namo
Congress Svaha!
Just In:
Narendra Modi is the Maxwell of Indian Political League!
The election results prove that Namo is the Rajinikanth of Politics!
Breaking News:
Congress orders enquiry against all 46 MPs for winning despite Modi Wave!
~ Omar Abdullah
The Cricket frenzy Indians are bent on beating Chris Gayle's record of 333 by giving 334 to NDA!
Indian General Elections Results:
BJP: 285
Cong: 43
AAP: 4
Air Bus for BJP, a Railway Compartment for Congress and a Car for AAP!
Breaking News:
BJP leaders searching Rahul Gandhi to...
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thank him for their victory!
BREAKING NEWS:
Congress needs 42 more to avoid follow on!
Karan Johar's next movie:
Congress Wale Dulhaniya Le Jaayenge aur BJP Waale Government!