Finally, Congress fulfills the promise made via a slogan in 2004 to the electorate:
Congress ka Haath;
Aam Aadmi ke Saath!
Everybody is running after "Name and Fame and Money".
Arvind Kejriwal left all this for a cause... now "Name and Fame and Money are running after him!
Inflation is cutting money in half without damaging the paper!
Girl 1: Didi, Arvind Kejriwal ka SMS aaya hai, samajh nahin aa raha YES karun ya NO!
Girl 2: Awww kar de!
Till now, we thought maids were only capable of creating confusion amongst ladies or neighbours. Two top democracies are now at loggerheads - courtesy confusion created by a maid!
Now, SP offers Devyani Khobragade a Lok Sabha ticket.
Come on, she just committed a visa fraud. She's not that big a criminal!
News: Congress agrees to all 18 demands made by Arvind Kejriwal
Now, he can quickly make 18 more demands!
Rahul: Which city is this?
PA: Sir, Bikaner. Rahul: But that is in Delhi.
PA: Sir, that is Bikaner Sweets.
Rahul: So is this salted!
The "Chain Smokers" should start to donate their lungs to the government. So that the govt. can squeeze tar from them to complete pending road projects of India!
Most of the media people and Bollywood people are supporting Gays because maximum Gays are in media and Bollywood only!