The guy who threw ink on Arvind Kejriwal took "The pen is mightier than the sword" a bit too seriously!
Who is Amit Shah's favorite rapper?
Snoop Dogg!
I can accept for 'Krrish 3', 'Dhoom 3', 'Golmaal 3' and even 'Ek Thi Daayan 3';
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But I cannot accept 'UPA 3' at any cost!
Open letter:
Dear Rahul Gandhi and Narendra Modi,
If you really have the intention to know about the problems of a common man... then the first thing you should do is "Get Married"!
Sincerely,
Commmon Man
Asaram is one of those lucky guys who can brag that his son "Narayan Prem Sai" went on him!
Breaking News:
Confusion on gold digging resolved!
The seer in Unnao clarified that he only wanted to sleep in the temple. He had said, "Mandir Mein Sona Hai"!
News: Blackberry Messenger on Android
Another messenger to talk to the same people, it's like buying five remotes for the same TV!
Dear Indians,
Due to the economic crisis, to save on energy costs the lights at the end of the tunnel will be switched off.
Sincerely,
God
There was a time when people cried only while chopping onions... now they cry even while buying onions!
At one point, Vijay Mallya had piles of cash.
Now the Cash has gone and only the Piles remain.
This condition is medically called King Fissure!