Don't believe that every sweet person in your life will remain the same; because even the best chocolate has an expiry date.
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Me?
Don't worry, I'm like a fine wine, no expiry date - the older the tastier!
Think Big
Think Positive
Think Smart
Think Beautiful
Think Great
I know that is too much for you; So here is a shortcut...
JUST THINK ABOUT ME!
Fun Prank:
Put Rs 10,000 in an envelope and mail it to me. It shall sure leave me stunned...
I swear about it. If you don't believe it, do it right now before someone else steals this idea and implements it before you do!
I'm on my way to the hospital right now...
My neighbour's kid swallowed my 4GB memory card; and now he is
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busy singing all the songs on the memory card. I am praying that he doesn't get to the video section anytime soon!
Cheese is Cheez;
But Better is Butter.
If you forget me;
I'll throw you in a Gutter!
Can I take your picture? I simply love taking wild life photography!
If some day I praise you for your:
1. Good looks
2. Nature
3. Style or
4. Attitude
Please don't believe me, as I might be drunk!
Do you know you're a BITCH.
B: Beautiful
I: Intelligent
T: Talented
C: Cute and
H: Hilarious
So you're smiling now, BITCH!
You are very special to me. I don't want to lose a friend like you.
I always pray that you should be safe. So please be careful whenever you
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jump from one tree to another!
Please answer only in 'Yes' or 'No'.
Does your family members know that you're
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INSANE?