When I send you an SMS, it's not important that you do the same.
You can also send me
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Cash, Clothes, Fragrances, Gold...
Now hurry and start sending it!
Money can buy:
A bed but not sleep;
A house but not a home;
Medicines but not health;
A companion but not a friend.
Money is dirty, it only cause pain and suffering.
Send me all your money and always be happy!
What's the difference between a Monkey and a Donkey?
A Monkey would save this message and a Donkey would delete this message.
The choice is yours.
Note: Please take it easy, friends. Even I couldn't decide whether to save it or delete it. So I forwarded it.
What do you do when you see an extremely cute person? I stare at the person and smile, but when I get tired, I just put the mirror down.
Things to do today:
1. Dig a hole
2. Name it love
3. Watch people fall in love
I heard that you took a test and the results were negative. I am so happy for you but I would have loved it if it were not an IQ test!
I have a disease. It's called awesomeness. But don't worry it's not contagious!
Eyes: To look at you;
Hands: To pray for you;
Mind: To care for you;
Heart: To love you and;
Legs: To kick you if you forget me.
Sometimes my mind asks:
Why I remember U?
Why I care 4 U?
Why I miss U?
Then my brain answers, "Psychiatry patients need more care".
Look at the Ocean & see God's abundance;
Look at the Sky & see God's glory;
Look at the Moon & see God's wonder;
Look at the Mirror & see God's blunder!