Scientists all over the world are wondering how long a human being can live without a brain. So kindly tell them ur age.
What happened 2 ur network? I tried to call U but the operator said "Welcome 2 the jungle, the monkey U r trying to call is on the tree, Plz try later."
I wanted to kill the sweetest, smartest and most beautiful person on earth. Then it came to my mind that committing SUICIDE is a crime under Sec 309 IPC.
Look at the world around u;
U`ll see God`s creativity.
Look at the breakfast table;
U`ll see God`s providence.
Look at the mirror;
U`ll see God`s sense of humor.
Friendship is like peeing in ur pants. Everyone can see it but only U can feel it's true warmth. Thanks for being the pee in my pants.
You should do two things in the morning:
1) Pray to God so you can live
2) Have a shower so others can live.
Do u know Y smart people always say, "They r busy"?
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Still think?
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I'll tell u later. Right now, I am busy!
How do I react when I see someone extremely Cute?
I Stare
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Stare
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Stare
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I Smile
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Smile
& When I get tired, I put the mirror down!
I heard that good looks can kill. So please don't look at me, I don't wanna see you die!
All mornings are like paintings. U need a little inspiration to get going, a little smile to brighten up & SMS from someone like me to color ur day.