I'm on a mission. A mission: To avoid you; To forget you;
To not to talk to you;
To not to think about you anymore.
In short, it's
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MISSION IMPOSSIBLE!
A simple way to impress any girl:
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If you know it, please apply it. What are you looking here?
When you are restless at all times;
When you feel angry and irritated;
When you feel lazy and lethargic;
When you lose interest in everything;
When there's no brightness in your life...
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Stupid, it doesn't mean that there's no electricity.
It simply means you badly need a vacation!
Think of any of the below numbers:
100
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400
500
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750
1000
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Now get my phone charged for the amount you thought. Then I shall tell you, how much balance did I get.
Don't laugh it off, hurry up!
Have you done two of the most important things when you woke up today?
1. Pray, so that you may live.
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2. Take a bath so that others may live, too!
If I were an artist, you would be my picture.
If I were a poet, you would be my inspiration.
If I were an author you would be my story.
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But when it comes to you, I would rather prefer to be a cartoonist!
Your network has changed the call charges. Now tariffs are calculated as per your IQ. The lesser the IQ, the cheaper the call rates.
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Congrats, now you can make almost free calls!
God created the Earth;
God created the nature;
God created the Oxygen;
God created the life cycle;
And God created you, too!
Yes, even God can make mistakes!
What is the full form of 'EIDK'?
Think?
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Try again?
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Don't know? Ok! Give up?
E = Even
I = I
D = Don't
K = Know!
Good friends are not easy to obtain;
Once obtained, they're difficult to maintain;
One maintained, they're difficult to sustain;
Once lost, they're simply impossible to regain!
Moral: Take good care of me, you lucky brat!