Sacche Doston ki 3 Nishaniyan:
1) Kamine Kabhi call nahi karenge.
2) Zalim has-has ke message padhenge.
3) Chahe jitni beizzati karlo, Besharam Message pura padhenge!

God has its own way of keeping everything in balance. That's why he made me your friend. So never mind, if you're ugly and stupid!

Zindagi Mein Jab Aapko Koi Raasta Dikhai Na De.
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Koi Manzil,
Koi Dost,
Yeh Koi Apna Dikhai Na De..
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Then call me, Main Tumhe "Eye Specialist" Ke Paas Le Chalunga!

Flowers + Butterfly = A beautiful scene.
Stars + Moon = A romantic night.
Rain + Monsoon = A lovely weather.
You + Your smile = Bhaago Bhoot Aaya!

Caller: Hello, Roshni hai?
Listener: Nahi.
Caller: Toh, Saale - candle jala!

True love is like a pillow.
You can hug when you are in trouble;
You can cry when you are in pain;
And you can embrace when you are happy.
So when you need true love spend 200 bucks and buy a pillow!

Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can't laugh at yourself, call me - I'll laugh at you!

Breaking News:
3 days holiday declared in all Central and State govt. offices.
As a result, all schools and college shall also remian closed due to "Bharat Bandh"!
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So sit at home on 29,30 and 31st February and just chill!

My love for you has no boundries, even to hell I follow you!

Life has many ways to make you weak;
But always remember 3 things that will keep you strong.
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Breakfast, Lunch & Dinner.
Think Hatke & Eat Datke.