Don't confuse your path with your destination. Just because it's stormy, it doesn't mean that you are not headed for sunshine!
Hate your job? Don't like spending long hours at work?
The solution is simple, get married. You'll start loving your job!
On March 10th, 1876, Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone.
Exactly after 5 minutes, he received a phone call from his wife asking him why he isn't answering her calls!
5G is amazingly fast.
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Juhi Chawla already got the bill!
Juhi Chawla became the first customer to pay "₹ 20 lakh Bill" without using 5G!
While Engaged: What is mine is yours and what is yours is mine.
While Married: Your arm was on my half of the bed last night!
Yes, I have a woman's intuition.
It's my wife's!
Bumped into a friend today, who got married the second time. I asked how's it going?
He replied, "Same virus bro, different mutation!"
I'm not interested in long romantic walks on the beach.
I'm interested in short quick walks to the cake in the fridge!
I know it sounds mean but when I'm mad at my wife and want to lash out, I buy some new clothes without her approving them first!
