My wife told me that my habit of lying about everything is irritating. But I think it's not true, I'm sure she's irritated about the fact that I win all our arguments!
When you ask your wife and she says "Tumhari Marzi", just remember, "Nahi Chalegi" is silent!
The two most common things in the world are oxygen and your wife's mood swings!
The truth shall always win unless you're a husband. Then even the truth cannot save you from losing!
Industrialists have demanded, industries to be opened.
Shopkeepers have demanded, shops to be allowed to remain open.
Priests have demanded, temples to be opened.
I am proud of our students, not even once they demanded that college/school should be open.
This is the obedience of our children towards the law and full co-operation with the govt. during this difficult time!
If you fix your routine and improve your time management skills. Most of your problems will be solved!
After 3 months of drinking hot lemon water with honey, I have lost 5 kg lemons and 1kg honey!
I was thinking of trying intermittent fasting.
When I woke up, I realized I didn't eat the entire time I was sleeping. This fasting thing is a piece of cake!
Delhi starts home delivery of liquor:
Pfizer Nahi To Budweiser Hi Sahi!
Spot cleaning is great because I just pick one spot to clean and I'm done.
~ A tired housewife
