My wife just asked, "What are your plans for today?" As if she hasn't already decided those!
My wife said, "You really have no sense of direction, do you?"
I asked, "Where did that come from?"
Reverse Application:
Dear Sir,
As I am suffering from the wife at 'Work from Home'. Kindly grant me two days 'Work from Office'.
Regards
Send a man to the store to get 5 items, he returns with 4.
Send a woman to the store to get 5 items, she returns with 54!
#MarriageFacts
The most difficult language to learn is not Chinese, it's your wife's silence!
CBSE/ICSE Boards should learn and follow BCCI and hold exams in UAE!
During the first year of marriage, my wife thought I was dumb.
But after 10 years of carefully observing my behavior, now she's pretty sure about it!
My wife's favourite outdoor sports activity is to go out of the house to bring the Amazon packages in!
Apparently, playing dead only works with bears, not wives!
Couples in lockdown are in dilemma, whether they are:
Made for each other.
Mad for each other.
Mad at each other.
Or maid for each other?
