I need help!
In the middle of an argument with my wife, she told me that I am right.
What do I do next?
During a man's funeral, his wife started laughing.
When asked she said, "This is the first time I know where he is going!"
I have a vaccination joke.
But I will tell you in 4 weeks. No 8 weeks. No, 12 weeks!
I have 2nd vaccination joke, but when they didn't get the first one how will they get the 2nd one!
Guys, if in any case Facebook, Twitter, Instagram and WhatsApp get banned.
I am available on ArogyaSetu!
The paradox of life:
Just when your income starts reaching a point where food prices don't matter anymore,
Calories start to matter!
The Law of Averages is all bullsh*t.
I've been married for fifteen years and I haven't won an argument with my wife even once!
My wife completely ignores me when she watches Netflix.
I renewed my subscription for further 10 years!
Wife: I am leaving, I'm sick of you wearing a different t-shirt every hour.
Husband: Wait. I can change!
Wife: I'm sorry, I was wrong.
Me (Switches on the recorder): Can you repeat? It's a historical moment of our life!
