Somebody is afraid that God is watching and somebody is confident that, God is watching!
Scientists have discovered another deadly pathogen. They are calling it 'Peekaboo' virus. Doctors are sending anyone with 'Peekaboo', straight to 'ICU'.
Wisdom during COVID19 times Lockdown "I Die" No Lockdown "All Die" Lockdown "No Human Right" No Lockdown "No Human Left" Lockdown "I See You" No Lockdown "ICU"
My wife is a strong woman. She can throw a can at me from 10 meters!
"When COVID is over" is starting to sound like "When I get Abs..."
Marriage is for those people who think life is easy and want to level up the difficulty level from easy to super hard!
One of the best lessons you can learn is to master how to remain calm!
Wife: Sweetheart, you want to come to the bed?
Me: Oh yes!
Wife: I was talking to the dog!
As per the divorce settlement, Melinda Gates will keep the house and Bill Gates will keep the Windows!
My wife said I should do lunges to stay in shape.
That would be a big step forward!
