Don't know who made this but it's spot on! Sacrificed the nation for winning a state. Lost both!
Our marriage isn't working. ~ Bill Gates. Have you tried turning it off and on again?
After Bill Gates and Hrithik Roshan's divorce, one thing is confirmed that girls don't fall for money or looks!My wife specializes in Sighcology!
My wife specializes in Sighcology!
I once dated a condemned witch. There was a lot at stake in the relationship, but now she's just an old flame!
We forget about dreams when we enter reality, but we also forget about reality when we enter dreams!
IPL2021 postponed indefinitely
No one wants RCB to win!
Bill and Melinda Gates soon to get a divorce.
Hence proved that even the world's richest man cannot keep his wife happy!
My new year's resolution was to lose 10 Kgs by the end of April. Happy to announce that I only got 15 Kgs to go!
According to my wife, the top three reasons why she likes me:
1. I'm humorous
2. I'm handsome
3. She has bad taste
