You don't always have to tell your side of the story.
Time Will!
A bad attitude is like a flat tyre, you can't go anywhere until you change it!
A husband becomes suspicious when his wife is suddenly sad. A wife becomes suspicious when her husband is suddenly happy!
Husband: What do you mean women don't like me? You were there last week when two women were fighting over me. Wife: They were two lady doctors and they were arguing if you had to be given enema or not!
In our marriage, an unanimous decision means what my wife decides!
Mamta Banerjee is now the Bae of Bengal!
You don't remember the vast majority of your own life. All the sleeping, eating, and sitting around you do will add up to years of unretrievable memories!
Wives are like small children, you've to be worried and careful when they're silent!
My wife dated a clown before she started going out with me.
I had some pretty big shoes to fill!
Airport check-in:
Airline staff: I'm sorry, the flight is full today. We couldn't allot you guys nearby seats. Your seat number is 2A and your wife's 42D
Husband: Thank you very much, do I need to pay anything extra for this service?
