Airport check-in:
Airline staff: I'm sorry, the flight is full today. We couldn't allot you guys nearby seats. Your seat number is 2A and your wife's 42D
Husband: Thank you very much, do I need to pay anything extra for this service?
Be stronger than your excuses!
There are two types of men:
1. Those who are scared of their wives
2. Bachelors
The IPL 2021 is going to be remembered like the band that played on while the Titanic sank!
Don't blame a clown for acting like a clown.
Ask yourself why you keep going to the circus!
Husband, shaking his wife awake: I think there's a thief in our living room.
Wife: Shit, I just mopped the floor clean!
I'm pretty sure Vincent van Gogh cut his ear off when his wife said `We need to talk`!
The way it is going, I think all the students will graduate without ever leaving their houses!
First time in human history -
Together we Die, Divided we Survive!
COVID doesn't care about our beliefs. The virus loves ALL the large religious and political gatherings - indiscriminately!
