Don't count the number of friends you have, but the number of friends you can count on!
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Me having a telephonic conversation with my wife!
No permission to go out of state.
Only 3 hours allowed to be outside.
Strict enforcement of restrictions on Sundays.
The purpose of travel has to be declared in advance.
All these restrictions are in force from the day I got married!
As soon as Manmohan Singh opened his mouth, he caught COVID.
That's how infectious this disease is!
Man: My wife is having severe mood swings.
Doctor: 5 pegs of whiskey will help.
Man: But my wife doesn't drink.
Doctor: Those are for you!
Before marriage: Time stands still when I'm with you.
After marriage: My relationship with you isn't going anywhere!
My wife completely ignores me when she watches Netflix. So I renewed my subscription for another 10 years!
The Health Ministry is looking to hire couples married for 10 years or more to educate people on social distancing!
In a British bar, a short discussion on arranged marriage took place as follows:
English Man: How could you marry a woman before knowing her?
Indian Man: How could you marry a woman after knowing her?
End of the discussion!
Once upon a time, I used to find Board Exams difficult, now the Board finds it difficult to hold Exams!
