We either make ourselves miserable or we make ourselves strong. The amount of work is the same!
Wife: I didn't find any hair on your shirt.
Husband: So?
Wife: So are you dating a bald woman?
Marriage is about understanding what irritates your spouse and using it strategically!
Don't think too much. Just do what makes you happy!
Govt. has announced the abolition of Income Tax.
That's right you heard it correct. Jaitley explained that it will be done in 2 stages. First, he will abolish Income. Then he will abolish the tax!
A wife got so mad at her husband she packed his bags and told him to get out.
As he walked to the door she yelled, "And I hope you die a long, slow, and very painful death."
Husband turned around and said, "So you want me to stay?"
Your energy introduces you before you even speak!
Everyone has two eyes but no one has the same view!
Few more days to Valentine's Day:
Wives have become more polite than customer care!
In a society that profits from your self doubt, loving yourself is a rebellious act!
