Husband: You don't have a sense of humour.
Wife: That's not true. I married you right, that means I can take a joke!
Husbands and fish are alike. They both get into trouble when they open their mouth!
I asked a friend who got married for the second time, how is it?
He replied, "Same virus, different mutation!"
A husband and wife were sitting in a restaurant. A young, attractive waitress gets flirty with the husband and he looks BOASTFULLY at his wife.
Wife (Smirks): Don't get carried away honey. She has COVID.
Husband (Taken aback): How do you know?
Wife (Smiles): Can't you see? She has no taste!
ਕਬੀਰ ਕਉਡੀ ਕਉ ਜੋਰਿ ਕੈ ਜੋਰੇ ਲਾਖ ਕਰੋਰਿ॥
ਚਲਤੀ ਬਾਰ ਨ ਕਛੁ ਮਿਲਿਓ ਲਈ ਲੰਗੋਟੀ ਤੋਰਿ॥੧੪॥
Kabeer, the mortal gathers wealth, shell by shell, accumulating thousands and millions.
But when the time of his departure comes, he takes nothing at all with him. He is even stripped of his loin-cloth.||144||
SGGS Ji: Ang: 1372
I want to lose weight but my weight doesn't want to lose me. One sided affair you know!
Everybody is trying to find the right person,
but no one is trying to be the right person!
Gentle Reminder:
Jab Hazaron Logon Ki Rally Se Aap Bahar Nikal Kar Apni Car Mein Akele Baithe Tab Mask Zaroor Laga Lein!
My wife and I share the same interest. I want to travel and she wants to me go away!
ਨਿੰਦਾ ਭਲੀ ਕਿਸੈ ਕੀ ਨਾਹੀ ਮਨਮੁਖ ਮੁਗਧ ਕਰੰਨਿ।।
ਮੁਹ ਕਾਲੇ ਤਿਨ ਨਿੰਦਕਾ ਨਰਕੇ ਘੋਰਿ ਪਵੰਨਿ।।
It is not good to slander anyone, but the foolish self-willed Manmukhs still do it.
The slanderers are put to shame and they fall into the most horrible hell!
