Imagine with all your mind.
Believe with all your heart.
Achieve with all your might!
Santa: After vaccination, will I be 100% safe?
Doctor: People wish you a happy married life at the time of marriage. Is there any guarantee that you'll be happy? It's the same!
Corona Mahamari Khatarnaak Roop Le Chuki Hai...
Aap Jaldi Se Kisi Nazdeeki Chunaav Rally Mein Shamil Hokar Apna Aur Apno Ka Bachao Karein!
Doctor: So how's your diet and exercise going?
Man: Pretty well I should say. Yesterday I had a juice cleanse and went for a brisk walk.
Wife: Yesterday you had an entire bottle of wine and then fell down the stairs!
We isolate now so that when we gather again, no one is missing!
#isolation #covid-19
A Coded Message:
SOMEtimes I make jokes at my wife's expense, but hONEstly she is a very patient, smart, funny and HELPful woman. And I am very lucky to have her in my life. She makes ME a better man!
ਕਾਮੁ ਨ ਬਿਸਰਿਓ ਕ੍ਰੋਧ ਨ ਬਿਸਰਿਓ ਲੋਭੁ ਨ ਛੂਟਿਓ ਦੇਵਾ।।
ਪਰ ਨਿੰਦਾ ਮੁਖ ਤੇ ਨਹੀਂ ਛੂਟੀ ਨਿਫਲ ਭਈ ਸਭ ਸੇਵਾ।।੧।।
(By reading religious books) if you have not forgotten carnal desire, and not forgotten anger, greed has not left you either; Your mouth has not stopped slandering and gossiping about others; Then all your service is useless & fruitfulness!
The mind is like water. When it's turbulent, it's difficult to see.
When it's calm, everything becomes clear!
There are 3 types of people in this world.
People who are unable to hear.
People who don't want to hear.
And then there are husbands who always hear but never listen!
I told my wife that she always blames me for everything.
It's because of your behavior, she said!
