
Marriage looks so easy and attractive until you get married!

Travel at your own pace.
You'll arrive!

Anybody who easily believes lies about you without hearing you is already looking for a way to be against you!

I promised my wife that I won't smoke again. Just to make sure that I didn't smoke, she left the gas on before she went out shopping and didn't even tell me. Feel so lucky to have such a caring woman in my life!

Is Nandigram really saying TATA to DIDI? A NANO joke!

People don't want to hear the truth because they don't want their illusions destroyed!

When the wife is giving silent treatment:
1. 10% of the husbands are worried.
2. 15% of the husbands try to know why.
3. 75% of the husbands enjoy peace & quiet.

I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes...
She gave me a hug!

ਰੰਗੇ ਕਾ ਕਿਆ ਰੰਗੀਐ ਜੋ ਰਤੇ ਰੰਗ ਲਾਇ ਜੀਉ।।
One who is already dyed in the colour of Lord's love, how can he be coloured any other colour?
~ Guru Nanak Dev Ji: SGGS Ji: 751

Whenever my wife's bored and needs some entertainment, she simply asks me which one of her friends I think is the hottest. The panic attack I'm having will keep her entertained for sometime!