Whenever my wife's bored and needs some entertainment, she simply asks me which one of her friends I think is the hottest. The panic attack I'm having will keep her entertained for sometime!
When you are no longer friends with someone, respect the secrets they shared with you.
It's called integrity!
If your wife doesn't cook for you at home, cook for yourself. You are not in a restaurant, you are in a relationship!
My wife and I had this long pointless argument as to which vowel is the most important. I won!
Is Dial 100 a sign of a 100 Crore Ki Vasooli?
My doctor told me that I can reach my ideal weight if I simply go for a brisk 300 Km walk everyday for the next 15 years!
My suicide note will just be a screenshot of my wife's message saying `We need to talk"!
If Mumbai Police does not respond on dialing 100, add seven more zeroes!
Height of Namak Harami:
NIA recovered 11 Sims from Sachin Vaze.
All were JIO!
Breaking News: Mumbai's underworld has threatened to go on an indefinite strike. They are opposing the government's entry into their profession!
