People over 45 can get the vaccination from 1st April.
This has caused grave concern amongst women who've been in their late 30s for the last ten years!
Before getting married, men should pierce their ears. That will give them a hint about what's going to happen after the marriage: 1. They will be in pain 2. They need to buy jewelry
The seven great immortals according to the Puranas are: 1. King Bali 2. Ashwatthama 3. Ved Vyas 4. Hanuman 5. Vibhishan 6. Kripacharya 7. Parshurama If your name is not on the above list, please wear a mask!
I need to buy my wife a GPS. She always complains that she doesn't know where we're going in our life!
Just because you did something wrong in the past doesn't mean you can't advocate against it now. It doesn't make you a hypocrite. You just grew. Don't let people use your past to invalidate your current mindset!
Before our marriage, my wife said all she wanted me to be was a true lover, a trusted friend & a loving father. But she never told me that she also wanted me to be an electrician, plumber, cleaner, babysitter, launderer, sweeper, mechanic, driver & cook. IT WAS A SCAM!
ਮਨਮੁਖ ਸਉ ਕਰਿ ਦੋਸਤੀ ਸੁਖ ਕਿ ਪੁਛਿਹ ਮਿਤ! ਗੁਰਮੁਖ ਸਉ ਕਰਿ ਦੋਸਤੀ ਸਤਿਗੁਰ ਸਉ ਲਾਇ ਚਿਤ!! If you make friends with the self-willed Mamukhs, O friend, who can you ask for peace? Make friends with the Gurmukhs, And focus your consciousness on the True Guru! ~ SGGS Ji: Ang 1421
Marriage counselor: Your partner allows you to make independent decisions? I look at the wife. Wife nods. Me: Yes, of course!
In our hard times, God gives us chance to realize our mistakes, to improve ourselves. So never take a hard time as a punishment. It's a blessing from God!
Men are from Mars and women are from a place where they complain about the way in which everything is done on Mars!
