Married women are so prone to taunting, even if they don't intend to. They don't mean it sometimes, it just occurs spontaneously!
Told my wife to fight her demons and she took a swing at me!
Marriage is a wonderful institution where a simple sigh can turn into an argument of catastrophic proportion!
Before marriage: We'll share everything we have with each other.
After marriage: Don't add your favorite movies to my Netflix watch list!
Wife: Alexa, where is my husband?
Alexa: Khey Khaanda Hona Kite!
Wife: Suppose you hit the jackpot of 1 million in a lottery and the same day, someone kidnaps me and demands a ransom of 1 million. What will you do? Husband: I doubt if I can hit two jackpots in one day!
Tip for husbands: When your wife's suddenly silent, you should listen to her silence very carefully. It could save your life!
When your wife asks you why you're late, never say "Why don't you Google it?". I learned it the hard way, sleeping again on the couch tonight!
I texted my wife "No one like you". But autocorrect changed it to "No one likes you". This could be my last message!
The Meghan and Harry story teaches us that you can be the son of a Princess and the grandson of a Queen... but in the end, you have to do what your wife says!
