Due to the increasing incidence of vaccine selfies on social media, the govt. has decided that the second dose will be on the buttocks!
ਸਰਬ ਕਲਿਆਣ ਸੂਖ ਨਿਧਿ ਨਾਮੁ।। All joys and comforts are in the treasure of the Naam. ~ Guru Arjan Dev Ji: SGGS Ji: Ang - 290
It's not about reaching your goal and then stopping It's about pushing your limits every single day!
Husband knocked on the door. Wife: Who's that? Husband: I'm the one you desire the most. Wife: But I didn't order pizza!
My wife asked me to do that thing she likes tonight. So I'll be cleaning both bathrooms and ordering her take-out!
Wife: Good morning my sweet, loving, caring and charming husband. Husband: That money you saw in the wardrobe is not mine!
I witnessed a miracle today. My wife put her hand in her purse and was able to find her car keys on the very first attempt!
Just came to know that my wife was the captain of her college's debate team and her team never ever lost. That explains everything!
My wife doesn't like Alexa because Alexa listens to what I say!
I asked my Guru, "Which is more important, the journey or the destination?" He replied, "The Company"!
