
Things to remember: You don't have to be perfect. Having a bad day is OK. Small steps are also progressing. Asking for help is strength. People love and appreciate you.

Wife: You want pasta or biryani for dinner? Husband: You make it first, we'll decide what it is later!

Google is for bachelors, we married men have our wives!

What is the food that causes depression and lack of interest to live?
Wedding Cake!

This Government is amazing. It talks about the future, and when asked about the present, it goes into the past!

ਗੁਰਬਾਣੀ ਸੁਣਿ ਮੈਲੁ ਗਵਾਇ।।
ਸਹਜੇ ਹਰਿ ਨਾਮੁ ਮੰਨਿ ਵਸਾਏ।।
Listening to the Gurbani, filth is washed off.
The Lord's Name is naturally enshrined in the mind!
Guru Amar Dass Ji: SGGS Ji: 665

Life has many great options, but you don't have to pick what seems to be the best, Just pick what makes you happy and it will be the best!

Wife on the phone: Honey, the car is getting hot, what should I do? Husband: Tell the car you have a headache!

Are you aware that once you are admitted into the ICU for COVID-19, your wife will be holding your phone for 14 days! It's not worth the risk. So wear your mask!

Normally I don't share an investment tip but will make an exception now. Buy Petrol at 92-97/- Target 150/-