If your wife has a friend that annoys you, don't tell your wife to stop being friends with her. Just casually mention how pretty she is!
ਸਭਨੀ ਛਾਲਾ ਮਾਰੀਆ ਕਰਤਾ ਕਰੇ ਸੁ ਹੋਇ!! Everyone makes the attempt, but that alone happens which the creator Lord does. ~ Guru Nanak Dev Ji: SGGS Ji: 469
Eat That Frog • Your frog = the worst thing you have to do everyday! • You're most likely to procrastinate on this! • Always do this thing!
To soften the blow of daily price rises, Petrol will now be sold by pegs, not litres!
ਕਹਤੁ ਕਬੀਰੁ ਕੋਈ ਨਹੀਂ ਤੇਰਾ।। ਹਿਰਦੈ ਰਾਮੁ ਕੀ ਨ ਜਪਹਿ ਸਵੇਰਾ।। Says Kabeer, no one truly belongs to you. (Only God is your True Companion). Why not chant His Name in your heart, when you still have time? ~ Bhagat Kabeer Ji: SGGS Ji: 656
Husband: I would love to see you in something long and flowing tonight.
Wife: Awww like a new dress?
Husband: No, A river!
Dear Husbands,
If your wife is upset with you for a reason unknown to you, just apologize to her.
Or face the consequences!
When people trust each other and distrust their politicians you get a democracy.
When people distrust each other and trust their supreme leader, you get fascism!
May you always do what you are afraid to do!
A genuine question:
If we are not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge?
