A newly married husband thinks that his opinion matters so he shares it with his wife.
An experienced husband knows that his opinion doesn't matter, keeps it to himself.
A veteran husband knows that his opinion doesn't matter, but shares it to give her an opportunity to say, "he's wrong"!
Marriage is mostly just pretending on social media that you're happy together!
Wives and police are quite similar. Both have the ability to make it look as if it was your fault!
Wife: I don't have enough words to explain how stupid you are.
My brain: She's kidding bro, just give her a minute!
Don't think Trump and Tandav Ka Season 2 Aayega!
I thought my wife was in a bad mood. But it's been 15 years now. So I think this is how she is!
If you see me jogging, please kill whatever is chasing me!
When life shuts a door... open it again.
It's a door. That's how it works!
I always thought Calculus was the most difficult thing to understand. But then I got married and my wife came into my life!
This was the first year I didn't run a marathon because of Covid. I usually don't do it because I'm fat and lazy!
