Sometimes my wife agrees with whatever I say just to see the confusion, fear & anxiety on my face. She finds it quite entertaining!
I asked my wife if we should have an open relationship.
She smiled and said `Of course, first I'll push you out of that OPEN window and then organize an OPEN casket funeral for you. Is that okay?`
Men, when your wife says she needs to have a word with you, it's never just a word. Be prepared!
Saw a shabbily dressed guy at the mall with a dirty beard and having a sad & hopeless look on his face. I felt bad, so I tried to give him some money.
He said, `I'm not a beggar, I'm just married and I'm waiting for my wife to return from shopping`!
If you love someone, let them go.
With ever increasing fuel prices, how far will they go?
ਪਹਿਲਾ ਮਰਣੁ ਕਬੂਲਿ ਜੀਵਣ ਕੀ ਛਡਿ ਆਸ।।
ਹੋਹੁ ਸਭਨਾ ਕੀ ਰੇਣੁਕਾ ਤਉ ਆਉ ਹਮਾਰੈ ਪਾਸਿ।।
First, accept death, and give up any hope of life.
Become the dust of the feet of all; and then, you may come to me!
~ Guru Arjan Dev Ji: SGGS Ji: 1102
An Appeal to the Govt.
Before giving vaccines to humans, please give vaccines to birds. It is very difficult to have whiskey with Paneer Tikka!
Is it okay if your wife changes the locks of the bedroom and doesn't tell you?
Asking for a friend!
When my wife makes me angry, I look at her through the fork and imagine she is in jail.
It heals me spiritually!
Husband: Are you mad at me?
Wife: Yes.
Husband: Why?
Wife: I don't know.
Husband: So you're mad at me and you don't know why?
Wife: I'm mad at you for many things. I don't know which one of those is the reason now!
